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May I please open an account in a false name?

I have spent the last two hours chatting with my female bank manager about opening an account in a false name (the joy).
“Why do you need an account in a different name?
“Because I was a hooker for nearly 20 years and wrote a kick-ass book which is now making me ever richer than I was when I was a hooker!” And I need to cash a bloody check.
MMMMmmmmmm, OK, Sign here
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